Zi Ai hereby expresses her immense regret for not completing her Language Arts portfolio by the due date. If she had actually finished it earlier; her very generous mom would not have any hesitations or qualms whatsoever in sponsoring her trip to Taiwan to look for the man in her dreams.

She would have talked to him. *clouds floats just above her*
She would have gotten handshakes from him. *clouds turn gloomy*
She would have gotten everything autographed. *lightning strikes*
She would have had the chance for a photo with him. *lightning hits her*
She would have floated off to heaven. *she dies*

Basically, NY hates her fangirling and she hates NY for never failing to create barriers.

Zi Ai (the color ghost) sighs and shakes her head.